Not Real

Narwhal's ain't real! Have you ever played Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza? Well every time this card came up I would tell my kids "That's not a real thing!" and of course they are and they know that, so it bugs them and I of course keep doing it and made a shirt to rub it in. 


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!